“Nah, her titties sagging. I’m good.”

– A childish nigga who ain’t seen enough titties to speak effectively on them (via thefatgawd)

bootyscientist:

the day i smoke a blunt on the balcony of a home i own, i might just shed a tear cuz I’ll know i finally made it

validx2:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

siddharthasmama:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

not-norman-bates:

😂😂😂😂😂

when will there be any chill

pleeeeeeeeeathe

*hitting blunt right now* but its a valid question who gon answer? 

*hits blunt* damn thats deep

validx2:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

siddharthasmama:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

not-norman-bates:

😂😂😂😂😂

when will there be any chill

pleeeeeeeeeathe

*hitting blunt right now* but its a valid question who gon answer?

*hits blunt* damn thats deep

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…


don’t do that stop doing that

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

“I wanna do bad things to you, but good things for you.”

– (via jayacocaina)

“New beginnings are often disguised as painful endings.”

– Lao Tzu (via liberatingreality)

Can we make love to some oldies?

trippin-through-reality:

Please

arekelly:

 

boosabe:

pablo gettin it

Threw the hood up on accident and tried to keep a straight face when he remembered he was on tv and not at the function

arekelly:

 

boosabe:

pablo gettin it

Threw the hood up on accident and tried to keep a straight face when he remembered he was on tv and not at the function

“Confidence is being able to say “Fuck you, I’m the shit” without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being.”

– Tati-Ana Mercedes   (via asdfghjkllove)

clvbpenguin:

my mom doesn’t even text me back

“No girl wants to hear about your “other girls””

– (via fortabt)

“Let them miss you. Sometimes when you’re always available, they take you for granted because they think you’ll always stay.”

Anonymous   (via slacked)

“Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.”

– (via naayr)

sosa-parks:

Niggas only answer question in class when they fresh so they do the problem on the board and everyone could see they outfit